This is from a student show from the fall 2001, with students that later become “Teatropen”.
Zan: Why are you lying here and litter?
Pul: I am dead, Leave the flowers and buzz off!
Zan: OK! Gives him Pantalone’s flower.
Pul: Is it that Pantalone has proposed to Signora Lucretia?
Zan: Yes.
Pul: No!
Zan: Yes.
Pul: No!
Zan: YES!
Pul: But what did Signora Lucretia answer?
Zan: She said no.
Pul: YES!
Zan: No.
Pul: Yees!!
Zan: NO!
Pul: She said no, so she wants me.
Zan: No.
Pul: Yes.
Zan: No.
Pul: Yes.
Zan: She wants a gift.
Pul: I know. I will get her one.
Zan: No, Pantalone will.
Pul: I am supposed to buy it for Pantalone.
Zan: Is it his birthday?
Pul: No.
Zan: Is it your birthday?
Pul: No!
Zan: Then it must be my birthday! Happy birthday to me, happy…
Pul: It is no-one’s birthday!
Zan: Is he Chinese?
Pul: Who?
Zan: Noh Won!
Pul: No.
Zan: Yes?
Pul: What?
Zan: Is he Chinese?
Pul: No-one is Chinese!
Zan: Just as I thought.
Pul: What?
Zan: That mister Won, the guy who has his birthday, is Chinese.
Pul: Listen up, birdbrain! No-one is Noh Won and no-one has his birthday today and I will have to go and buy a gift!!
Zan: Then mister Won will be happy.
Pul: The gift is not for any Won guy!!!
Zan: No?
Pul: No!
Zan: Oh thank you Pulcinella!
Pul: It is nor for you!!! It is for Pantalone.
Zan: Aha!
Pul: …who will give it to Signora Lucretia…
Zan: Oh!
Pul: …so she will marry him.
Zan: Oh, yes.
Pul: Do you get it?
Zan: No.
Pul: OK. Listen now. Pantaloone loves Signora Lucretia.
Zan: Yes.
Pul: And Signora Lucretia loves gifts.
Zan: Yes.
Pul: And if Signora gets a gift from Pantalone she will marry him.
Zan: Yes.
Pul: Do you get it now?
Zan: No.
The scene continues as improvisation in the same manner
See also:
Improvisations in Commedia dell’Arte
Carnival and the popular feast
Det Allra Löjligaste (The most ridiculous)